Auditions: The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales

By: John Glore

Based on the book by Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith

Directed by Vickie Miller


Audition Requirements

Open to ages 5-18 (and not yet graduated from high school)

All auditioners should prepare a joke to tell.  Auditions will also include cold reads from the script.

(Non-readers will be given assistance during this part).

The Stinky Cheese man is a play with music, not actually a musical.  Most parts are non-singing, however there are a few singing parts.  If you are interested in auditioning for a singing part, please prepare a favorite children’s song, or song from a musical.  Your audition song should be no longer than 1 minute in length.  Shorter is fine, as most children’s songs aren’t a full minute long.  You may sing a capella or provide an accompaniment track.  There will be no accompanist.

 Click here to sign up for an audition time

(Walk-in auditions are welcome)

Please bring a completed Audition Form and Code of Conduct

(including all conflicts between January 18 and March 11, 2018

Audition Form

3 f, 4 m (7-30 actors possible: 3-14 f, 4-18 m)

Though the characters may be familiar, each of your favorite storybook fables is uproariously derailed in this adaptation of Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith’s quintessential children’s book of fractured fairy tales. Everything from “Chicken Little” to “The Gingerbread Man” gets a complete makeover. Fun music and witty narration accompany the likes of ineloquent giants, sassy barnyard animals, colossal cow pies, and enough stinky cheese to go around.

Character Descriptions: (in order of appearance)

Cow Patty Boy

Red Hen

Jack, the narrator

Surgeon General

Chicken Licken

Ducky Lucky

Goosey Loosey

Cocky Locky

Foxy Loxy




Princess 1

Ugly Duck


Princess 2

Little Red Running Shorts





1st Stepsister

2nd Stepsister


Tortoise (Jack)



Little Old Lady

Little Old Man

Stinky Cheese Man

Cow (Head)

Cow’s Hindquarters (aka Cow Butt)

Legal Guy

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